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[18+] “If You Are Reading These They May Be About You” by Rob MacWolf (read by Solomon)

[18+] Today we present a poem by Rob MacWolf, who saw a chance to out-do last year’s Pride Month and took it. You can find his work in collections from the Furry Historical Fiction Society, and you can find more of his poetry on his SoFurry gallery.

Read by Solomon Harries, cuddly badger dad.

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Transcript
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Today's story concerns adult subject matter for mature listeners.

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If that's not your cup of tea,

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or there are youngsters listening,

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please skip this one

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and come back for another story another time.

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You’re listening to Pride Month on The Voice of Dog.

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Today we present a poem by Rob MacWolf, who saw a chance to out-do last year’s Pride Month

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and took it. You can find his work in collections from the Furry Historical Fiction Society,

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and you can find more of his poetry on

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his SoFurry gallery.

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Read by Solomon Harries,

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cuddly badger dad.

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For all that sexuality and identity matter to Pride,

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what matters more

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is that they unite us.

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It is not merely that I am proud of who I am,

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it is that we are proud of who we are.

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Therefore in the interest of uniting us,

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please understand:

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“If You Are Reading These They May Be About You”,

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a poem by Rob MacWolf

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Husbands beside me

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Breathe loud in the darkness

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Just before sunrise.

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I ought to sleep more,

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But all my dreams were passion

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And I am too roused.

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All my dreams have turned To smoldering near-erections And poems half-recalled.

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Poems to many friends Whom I wish to hold, naked,

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And talk about poems.

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To friends who are men

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And also wolves or foxes

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Or lions, in their souls.

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To friends who are bears,

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Who fight like hungry badgers,

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And who love like dogs.

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Poems of the passions That animals like us stoke

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For we're not yet dead.

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Poems of the feeling,

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Against my grateful muzzle,

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Of my god's chest fur.

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Poems that speak about The little gay rabbits.

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Prayers for their asses.

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For who will pray for The little gay rabbits,

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If not you and I?

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This was “If You Are Reading These They May Be About You”

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by Rob MacWolf, read for you by Solomon Harries,

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cuddly badger dad.

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Happy Pride, and Thank you for listening to The Voice of Dog.

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